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Latest Parody Targets
The Hunger Games among the latest to be spoofed.
•The
Hunger Pains from The Harvard Lampoon
(Touchstone, $13.99, in stores) is a send-up of
Suzanne
Collins' young-adult novel about a dystopian society in which teenagers
fight to the death on live TV. The parody arrives as the highly anticipated
movie version is set to open Friday. Collins' heroine is Katniss Everdeen;
Hunger Pains renames her Kantkiss Neverclean.
•On sale Tuesday is A Game
of Groans: A Sonnet of Slush and Soot (Thomas Dunne, $9.99) by George
R.R. Washington (Chicago-based writer Alan Goldsher). It's a parody of George
R.R. Martin's A Game of Thrones, the
first book in the epic A Song of Ice and Fire
fantasy series. It's perfectly timed, too: The second season of HBO's
Game of Thrones miniseries premieres
April 1.
•Published last year, The
Girl With the Sturgeon Tattoo (St. Martin's Griffin, $9.99), by the
pseudonymous Lars Arffssen, was inspired by
The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.Stieg
Larsson's computer hacker heroine, Lisbeth Salander, is called Lizzy Salamander
in the parody.
The Hunger Pains opens: "I awake to
the sound of a growling stomach. It's not mine. It's the cat's. 'Shut up,
Butterball,' I moan, as I push him off the bed. He hits the ground with a
thud." Hunger Games fans will recognize
the nod to "hideous-looking" Buttercup, Katniss' feline nemesis.
"We thought the idea of a teenage death tournament was very funny and not
at all psychotic," says Lampoon editor
Jonathan
Adler.
USA Today
Paltrow Steamed
Over Recipes Charges
by Lindsay Goldwert, N. Y. Daily News
Gwyneth
Paltrow doesn’t collaborate in the kitchen. The actress turned domestic
diva took is furious with the New York Times after an article said that she
used a ghostwriter for her cookbook “My Father’s Daughter.”
“Love @nytimes dining section but this weeks facts need checking,” she wrote
on her Facebook page. “No ghost writer on my cookbook, I wrote every word
myself.”
The Times article, titled “I Was a Cookbook Ghostwriter,” stated that Paltrow
worked with food writer Julia Turshen on “My Father’s Daughter” as well as
on an upcoming book.
Turshen, who maintains an online resume, lists “My Father’s Daughter” as one
of her books, although she does not list exactly what her role was in the
writing and conception of the cookbook.
According to the LA Times, Tershon gets a “thank you” in the dedication but
again, it’s not mentioned what she contributed to the book.
If Turshen’s resume to is to be believed, she and Paltrow have worked together
on many culinary projects before “My Father’s Daughter, including “Spain:
A Culinary Road Trip” which Paltrow co-authored with chef Mario Batali.
Calls to Grand Central Publishing were not returned.
She also includes contributions to Paltrow’s lifestyle newsletter GOOP among
her accomplishments.
Paltrow isn’t the only chef who’s burning over being accused of not writing
her own cookbooks.
Talk show host and celeb chef Rachael Ray is also steamed over the Times article,
which states that writer Wes Martin writes some of her cookbooks.
“In well over a decade of writing recipes for many cookbooks, television shows,
and magazines, I have not now nor have I ever employed a ghost writer," she
told Eater.com.“I simply don't use them.”
Sourcebooks Starts
Romance eBook Club
Sourcebooks
launches their latest experiment today, a subscription plan for romance readers
the company is positioning as an ebook club and community. Discover A New
Love offers subscribers one of four featured romance titles a month, at $9.99
for a six-month plan (so about $1.67 per book). Members can purchase additional
titles at discount, and some club selections are available a month before
general release.
While the initial hook is value, Sourcebooks sees the long-term appeal as
discovery and community. Editorial manager Deb Werksman says in the announcement,
"Readers have a hard time figuring out what they should try next. It's
an issue of discovery—finding great new authors with amazing stories."
Members get access to online author "parties," and participation in special
offers and contests. Sourcebooks promises "the opportunity to be part of romance
publishing process," including focus groups, voting and feedback on titles
and covers, the chance to get pre-publication copies for review, and more.
The program launches with Sourcebooks' own titles, which are provided DRM-free
(which enables direct selling from their own site without worrying about format
compatability). The company is making the club open to other publishers, though
recognizes the lack of DRM may be an obstacle to broad participation. Many
of the titles are available worldwide as well.
Rowling's Adult Novel
Due Sept. 27
Ahead
of the London Book Fair, Little, Brown UK announced the title and publication
date of JK Rowling's novel for adults. Described as a "blackly comic" novel
centered around a small town in which everyone is at war with each other that's
exacerbated by the unexpected death of a parish council member, THE CASUAL
VACANCY will be released worldwide on September 27. Running approximately
480 pages, the hardcover is priced at $35 and the ebook at $19.99.
The full teaser provided reads:
"When Barry Fairweather dies unexpectedly in his early forties, the little
town of Pagford is left in shock. Pagford is, seemingly, an English idyll,
with a cobbled market square and an ancient abbey, but what lies behind the
pretty façade is a town at war.
"Rich at war with poor, teenagers at war with their parents, wives at war
with their husbands, teachers at war with their pupils…Pagford is not what
it first seems. And the empty seat left by Barry on the town’s council soon
becomes the catalyst for the biggest war the town has yet seen. Who will triumph
in an election fraught with passion, duplicity and unexpected revelations?
Blackly comic, thought-provoking and constantly surprising,
The Casual Vacancy is J.K. Rowling’s first novel for adults."
And, if the writing is anywhere near as bad as the teaser, it may be her last.
Building on the success of Pottermore, Rowling has launched a new, buggy
(slow loading) author website at JKRowling.com.
Ben Heckmann, 14,
Author or Fluke?
by Elissa Gootman
The
television news feature about Ben Heckmann, an eighth grader from Farmington,
Minn., was
breathless in its praise. “At 14 years old, he has accomplished something
many adults can’t achieve,” the reporter said. “Ben is a twice-published author.”
Ben reading from one of his books at his school in Farmington, Minn.
As the camera rolled, Ben described how “the first time I held my own book,
it was just this amazing feeling.” Then he shared a lesson for others his
age, saying, “You can basically do anything if you put your mind to it.”
But his two “Velvet Black” books, depicting the antics of a fictional rock
band, were not plucked from a pile of manuscripts by an eagle-eyed publisher.
They were self-published, at a cost to Ben’s parents of $400 — money they
have more than made up by selling 700 copies.
Over the past five years, print-on-demand technology and a growing number
of self-publishing companies whose books can be sold online have inspired
writers of all ages to bypass the traditional gatekeeping system for determining
who could call himself a “published author.”
They include hundreds of children and teenagers who are self-publishing books
each year — a growing corner of the book world that raises as many questions
about parenting as publishing.
The mothers and fathers who foot the bill say they are simply trying to encourage
their children, in the same way that other parents buy gear for a promising
lacrosse player or ship a Broadway aspirant off to theater camp.
But others see the blurring of the line between publishing and self-publishing
as a lost opportunity to teach children about adversity and perseverance.
The young authors themselves, raised in an era of blogging and equal-opportunity
Twitter feeds, take the notion of self-publishing in stride.
“The world is changing — it’s possible for people to do almost anything they
set their minds to,” said Elizabeth Hines (pen name: E. S. Hines), a high
school junior from Annapolis, Md., whose debut novel, “The Last Dove,” was
recently released by the self-publishing imprint
Xlibris.
She has other projects going, too. “The Black Panther,” part two of what she
is calling the Trilogy of Aeir, will be published soon (at a cost to her parents
of $2,700 per title). She has also written the first two books in a separate
fictional quintet and begun a work of historical fiction set in 1500s Scotland.
NYT
New Book: O.J.
Is Innocent
by Cynthia R. Fagen
Celebrity
private eye William Dear doesn’t think O.J. Simpson got away with murder.
The real killer is the gridiron great’s troubled oldest son, Jason, theorizes
the Texas gumshoe in his latest book, “O.J. Is Innocent and I Can Prove It.”
Dear has spent 17 years de-constructing the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson
and Ron Goldman on the night of June 12, 1994.
Digging through his prime suspect’s trash and abandoned storage locker, Dear
says a treasure trove of circumstantial evidence points to the 41-year-old
son.
According to Dear, among the items he found in the locker were a hunting knife,
owned by the “overlooked suspect,” that forensic experts believe is the murder
weapon never found by investigators and photos of Jason wearing knit caps
similar to one at the crime scene that failed to be linked to his dad.
Dear questions why his suspect was never interviewed by police nor his fingerprints
or DNA compared to unidentified ones at the crime scene.
Jason battled with “intermittent rage disorder” and assaulted his girlfriend
two months prior to the murders, Dear claims.
He also contends that Jason confesses to having a Jekyll-and-Hyde personality
and heavy drug use and cryptically declares “that this is the year of the
knife for me” in his diary.
Jason Simpson, a chef who lives in Miami, couldn’t be reached for comment.
His phone was disconnected.
Read more:
Bug-Bucks
Audibility
by Michael Cader
Audible.com
is announcing a fund comprising $20 million to be paid out directly to authors
(and not shared with publishers), accompanied by a set of marketing and merchandising
services. In fact, the fund is a reward for enrolling in the Audible Author
Services program. The company says "the honorarium is a direct payment from
us to you, a way for us to reward you for promoting your work." Any author
who registers and has an audiobook available via Audible in the US or UK becomes
eligible to share in the fund, which pays the author an additional $1 "honorarium"
for each sale of their audiobooks through Audible's regular channels (including
all downloads by Audible members/subscribers), paid out quarterly. The initial
program runs until the end of 2012, at which point ceo Donald Katz says "we
will assess, adjust as needed, and decide about what happens then."
The new author services that the fund rewards enrollment in are meant to "to
foster direct relationships with more authors" and "encourage authors to promote
their audio versions at the same time" as they promote their written work.
The program will help authors use social media and "and will offer other awareness
and audience-escalation services." It provides links to their Audible product
pages (and encouragement to post a review there) and audio samples they can
post, along with a free copy of their audiobooks. Authors are not required
to do anything other than enroll to earn the bonus payments, but Audible hopes
the tools will help authors promote sales of their audiobooks and their work
in general. Participants will also get connected to Audible's "team that sees
to awareness-generation inside and outside of Audible."
Katz says "we will launch by hoping to learn together and escalate the services
piece as the program grows and learning is available. Our listeners love direct
contact – a simple Sherrilyn Kenyon guest editor spot boosted her sales by
200% over the next two weeks. Gary Vaynerchuk, the wine maven, did a video
chat and Twitter/Facebook thing pushed him to the top of our sales list."
Katz notes, "I have seen our ACX.com authors drive a sale for every Twitter
follower, and others work with us on internal merchandising to our large base
to escalate sales in ways only the author can achieve." He adds, "I am hoping
this effort rewards authors because writing a book is one of the hardest and
most meaningful things anyone can do. I hope it builds their audiences and
our sales by working together. And I hope it wakes up authors who would like
to participate and gets them motivated to getting these rights turned into
audio."
To that end, through their ACX initiative, Audible is in the process of expanding
the pool of authors to whom that service is available and has been reaching
out directly to some successful self-published authors. The company expects
to formally open the program to self-published authors in the next week or
so, to be announed on their blog.
Authors can learn more and enroll
here.
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FICTION
Debut
Laura L. McNeal’s DOLLBABY, a debut novel pitched as in the tradition of The
Secret Life of Bees and The Help, set in 1964, in which a girl from the Pacific
Northwest visits her estranged grandmother in New Orleans and meets Dollbaby,
the maid who guides her through the ghosts of her grandmother's past and the
racial turmoil that may tear the family apart, to Pamela Dorman at Pamela
Dorman Books, in a significant deal, in a pre-empt, by Marly Rusoff at Marly
Rusoff & Associates (world English).
Inspirational
Rebecca DeMarino's A LOVE OF HER OWN, based on the true story of the author's
ancestors, Mary and Barnabas Horton, an Anglican bride and her Puritan husband,
who must cross an ocean to help found a colony in the wilds of Southold, Long
Island, before she wins his love, HEATHER FLOWER, book 2, of the Blue Slate
series, and PURE PATIENCE, book 3, to Vicki Crumpton at Revell, in a nice
deal, for publication in 2014, by Barbara Scott at WordServe Literary Group
(World).
barbara@wordserveliterary.com
Mystery/Crime
Curt Wendelboe's DEATH UPON THE GREASY GRASS, the third novel in the Spirit
Road mystery crime series featuring an FBI agent in which he is thwarted by
historical tribal animosities that turn deadly after a Big Horn re-enactment
plunges him into investigating a case that could rewrite Western history,
to Tom Colgan at Berkley, for publication in Summer 2013, by Bill Contardi
at Brandt & Hochman (NA).
bill@billcontardi.com
Paranormal
Jenna Kernan's BEAUTY'S BEAST, featuring a Native American shapeshifter who
must recruit the son of her enemy to defeat the Ruler of Ghosts, to Ann Leslie
Tuttle at Harlequin Nocturne, in a nice three-book deal, by Pamela Harty of
The Knight Agency.
Sci-Fi/Fantasy
Carol Berg's two books in the SANCTUARY series, to Anne Sowards of Roc, in
a nice deal, by Lucienne Diver of The Knight Agency (world English).
Steven Harper's THE HAVOC MACHINE, fourth novel in the steampunk Clockwork
Empire series, to Anne Sowards of Roc, in a nice deal, for publication in
2013, by Lucienne Diver of The Knight Agency.
Women's/Romance
Alison Kent's THE KITCHEN AT SECOND AND CHANCES, a contemporary romance about
a woman who returns to the small Texas town where she lived as a foster child
to buy the old Victorian she called home and turn it into a cafe with the
help of a carpenter who mentors ex-cons, to Lindsay Guzzardo at Montlake Romance,
in a nice deal, in a three-book deal, by Laura Bradford at Bradford Literary
Agency.
Children's: Young Adult
Director, writer, and producer of such movies as About a Boy, The Twilight
Saga: New Moon, and The Golden Compass, Chris Weitz's debut young adult book
THE YOUNG WORLD, the first in an epic, post-apocalyptic trilogy, set in a
post-apocalyptic New York City in which only teenagers were spared, the heirs
to a world brought back to the Stone Age, and now they must learn to master
it in order to survive, to Alvina Ling at Little, Brown, at auction, for publication
beginning in Spring 2014, by Suzanne Gluck at William Morris Endeavor (NA).
Rights to Little Brown UK, and publishers in 11 other territories.
NONFICTION
Advice/Relationships
From the coauthors of the classic Difficult Conversations, Sheila Heen and
Douglas Stone's PULL: THE SCIENCE AND ART OF RECEIVING FEEDBACK WELL (Even
When It Is Off-base, Unfair, or Poorly Delivered, and When, Frankly, You're
Not in the Mood), a guide to learning to accept challenging professional or
personal advice, and using it to fuel genuine change, to Rick Kot at Viking,
by Esther Newberg at ICM (NA).
Biography
Author of BOMBER COUNTY: The Lost Airmen of World War Two Daniel Swift's THE
VISITORS' BOOK, examining the encounters that Ezra Pound had with other leading
poets of the period -- including Robert Lowell, Elizabeth Bishop, William
Carlos Williams, Marianne Moore and John Berryman -- while incarcerated in
the Washington hospital to which the US justice system confined him after
declaring him unfit to stand trial for treason on his return home in 1945
from Italy, to Jonathan Galassi at Farrar, Straus (US) Philip Gwyn Jones at
Granta (UK/Commonwealth), for publication in 2016, by David Godwin at David
Godwin Associates.
david@davidgodwinassociates.co.uk
Health
Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics spokesperson Marjorie Nolan, R.D. with
"Chopped Champion" Chef Christopher Thames's GHRELIN: The Master Hormone That
Rules Your Weight, revealing how Ghrelin, the "hunger hormone," affects every
body system, including the part of the brain that gets pleasure from eating,
and showing readers how to control it for superior weight loss and many other
health benefits, to Anne Egan at Rodale Books, for publication in 2013, by
Claire Gerus at Claire Gerus Literary Agency (world).
Lifestyle
Andrea Robinson and Gloria Appel's BEAUTY TRUTHS, an irreverent and fun guide
for middle-aged women with tips and strategies about how to maximize and celebrate
their natural beauty and god-given assets rather than buying into an industry
working tirelessly to make aging women feel bad about themselves, to Brooke
Warner at Seal Press, in a very nice deal, for publication in fall 2013, by
Andrea Barzvi at ICM (NA).
brooke.warner@perseusbooks.com
Memoir
Father and coach of tennis champions Venus and Serena Williams, Richard William's
memoir BLACK AND WHITE: The Way I See It, with co-author Bart Davis, in which
he recounts the inspirational and timely story of his insurmountable life
in the South when faced with, prejudice, segregation, and racism, and his
emergence to raise his daughters as stars in the predominantly white world
of professional tennis, to Judith Curr, with Malaika Adero editing, at Atria,
by Robert Gottlieb at Trident Media Group (NA).
Science
Neuropsychologist, teacher and author of Buddha's Brain and Just One Thing,
Rick Hanson's BRAIN CHANGER, translating the insights of the latest brain
science into practical tools and showing readers how to use everyday positive
experiences to build stronger, healthier, and happier brains, to Julia Pastore
at Crown Archetype, in a major deal, in a pre-empt, by Amy Rennert at the
Amy Rennert Agency (world).
Rights: lkaplan@randomhouse.com
True crime
Washington Post reporter and Pulitzer finalist Dan Morse's THE YOGA STORE
MURDER, an account of Brittany Norwood's brutal killing of her fellow lululemon
athletica employee Jayna Murray, a moving and mesmerizing story about homicide
investigators, the ambitions of decent families, what can lie beneath the
surface of an ostensibly successful life, and astonishing "overkill" in one
of the most placidly suburbanized, commercial, affluent, and safe neighborhoods
in America, to Shannon Jamieson Vazquez at Berkley, by David Patterson at
Foundry Literary + Media (NA).
Foreign: sabou@foundrymedia.com
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